First and foremost: I did not watch this show. It premiered last week, I believe, and I only knew it existed because I do watch Sister Wives (so help me) and although I typically fast-forward through commercial breaks, sometimes I’m doing my nails and they’re too wet to bother pressing buttons.
That is how I happened upon this:
Nowwww.. look, y’all. I understand that I watch Sister Wives, and maybe that renders me unable to hold any credibility in a situation like this, but can I just honestly say WHAT IN THE HELL?
I can understand applying a Biblical or untouched nature to your hoohah. I can. But to make your first kiss ever .. the wedding kiss? No one has a nice wedding kiss. It’s ALWAYS awkward. Mostly because 200 people are looking at you. Also, you’re starving and half-drunk. (.. just me?) I’m just saying; I worked for a photographer for a couple of years, assisting in LOTS AND LOTS OF WEDDINGS and it’s typically at least a smidgen awful.
I have a problem with fish. They’re pretty, from a distance, in a tank that is not in my home. But up close, the eyes and the gaping mouths and the soul-less gasping for breath/life is just NOT my bag. And this – this promo for a show – makes me so incredibly nauseous.
I can’t even hold respect for “saving the first kiss”. I find it LUDICROUS.
(yes, I am a close-minded blowhard.)
The best part of writing a blog is opening this up: who here watched it? Thoughts?