Me, via text message: I’m bored, Bryan. I think I want another baby.
Bryan, via URGENT PHONE CALL: Hey. How’s your day going?
Me: Are .. are you driving somewhere?
Bryan: Yep.
Me: Oh! Didn’t realize you were traveling today. Where are you headed?
Bryan: To the vasectomy clinic.
Archive | November 17, 2011
Fly on the Line
About Sarah Lena
Mom to a 5 year old, StepMom to a 12 year old, and Wife to a 40 year old, Sarah Lena is busy. She is a wrangler of rocket engineers by day, and a student and voiceover artist by night. She has an unabashed love of food, local theatre, and beauty products.