I am sure there is something WORTHY of my finger clicks here, but damn if I can remember what it might be.
I am slightly obsessed with Louie. Louie is a series on FX that features comedian Louis C.K. If you’re unfamiliar with him as a comedian, quit reading this post and go get some of his stuff. He’s hysterical. He’s hysterical in a way that any parent can immediately relate to him. His show is no different. Within the first two minutes, his daughter has wished she was at Mommy’s place, “because I love her more”, and Louie responds by OBVSLY shooting her the bird the minute her pretty little head is turned. It’s just that, you know, the reality of parenting and getting older and just SHIT. He makes me guffaw in each episode, all the time being that everyman who inspires and also rips out your soul.
I hear Javier Colon won The Voice. Shit, SPOILER ALER — damnit. I stopped caring about The Voice when we kept featuring Christina Aguilera. Seriously, the “coaches” performed live every week to kick off the show, and all it did was question the validity of the Grammy system. I like them all separately, but together? No thank you. Also, I would eat Adam Levine with a spoon, but only if he never talked. Blake Shelton CRACKED MY SHIT UP. And Christina just annoyed the fire out of me. Here. This.
Look. FAR BE IT FROM ME to tell a woman that she is EVER too large to wear something. I’ve been having all sorts of ego fall-out this week after an audition smacked me over the head with reality, but HONEY. THAT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE. You look like Dame Edna had a love child with Bruce Vilanche. Also, this:
I actually own this outfit. (I do not.)
But even all of this is excusable if she weren’t so damn self-serving. Her big duet with her final contestant? WAS HER OWN SONG. WHICH SHE TOOK EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO RUIN. WHILE RECEIVING ROYALTIES, Y’ALL.
That episode of Hoarders where the lady collected dolls and did surgery on them and actually used the terms “hospital”, “amputation”, and “donor” RELATED TO HER DOLLS – that episode scared me because we actually have FAMILY in that town. I have no further commentary on this.
I miss Modern Family. Here is why and it’s only one of my eighteen million favorite moments.
Also, I suck but I have not been watching SYTYCD lately. I have tried and I get bored. I KNOW. I hate me too.
I was going to post a clip here from Parks & Rec featuring Ron Swanson but I couldn’t pick just one. So instead, I give you the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
May you do great things with it.