Me: Hey, honey! Someone that is in my show was in Jesus Christ, Superstar with you!
Him: Oh, yeah? Who?
Me: (name.) She said she didn’t remember your real name, so I told her you were the old one.
Him: .. wha?
Me: You know, the old one. Like, the oldest Apostle.
Him: Sarah.. I WASN’T THE OLDEST APOSTLE. I wasn’t even that old when we did the show!
Me: No, not like YOU were old. But you PLAYED the oldest Apostle. DUH.
Me: You know. Don’t look at me like that. You played The Elder. The oldest Apostle.
Me: Damnit, Bryan, why are you looking at me like that? YOUR CHARACTER’S NAME WAS JAMES THE ELDER. You were the oldest Apostle!
Him: Sarah. ::sigh.. possibly another sigh:: Sarah, there were two James. I was the elder of the two.
Me: .. oh.
Me: Probably only in the King James’ Version.