.. how do I say this?
.. um, Daniel Craig is NOT gay.
He is considered a Gay Icon by many sources, which I interpreted to mean he was iconic BECAUSE he was gay and in such a legendary role, but as it turns out, it just means gay men want him.
SO THIS IS GREAT NEWS! LET THE FANTASIES RESUME!
As you were.
(Danny Boy, I’m SO SORRY. I shall never doubt you again.)