September 28, 2009
For Hire:
Italian redhead. Spunky. Right-brained. Compassionate. Self-motivated.
(Possibly ornery at times.)
Can type 100 wpm.
Prefers to work virtually for maximum productivity.
PowerPoint engineer wizard SORCERESS.
Knows how to properly utilize SpellCheck. (See “SORCERESS”, above.)
Speaks engineer. Fluently. Can translate to usable English.
Has marketing, media, and organizational skills out the wazoo.
Administers sensitivity in using euphamisms. (See “wazoo”, above.)
Needs creativity. NEEDS CREATIVITY.
Not good at Excel. Kinda proud of it.
Experienced in online media and web-savvy with networking.
Feeling like the grass is greener.
Guess I need more fertilizer on my side.
3:55 pm
