Originally uploaded by SarahLena.

Dear Andes people:

Look, I love your product. Who doesn’t? Who ever turns down the perfect little mint that is your product? What moron would be like, “Oh, no thank you. I’m just so full. I couldn’t possibly have another bite.”

Because NO ONE DOES. Even diabetics will make room for Andes mints.

Now, my gripe is related to the premise that everyone loves your product. It is incredibly difficult to keep enough Andes mints on hand. Obviously, because they’re so awesome. So when I buy a package of your mints for a specific purpose (say, a batch of brownies), I look at the size of the package and think, “Wow, as small as Andes mints are, there’s probably TONS of mints in there.”

WHY DO YOU PACKAGE YOUR MINTS IN SIX INCHES OF PACKAGING? That, Andes people, is valuable space you could squeeze a lot more mints into. As it is, I only have enough for my brownies.

I could not eat ANY of them prior to the brownies.

Which makes me Hulk angry at you.

ARRGH SARAH ANGRY MORE MINTS SMASH.

Those damn brownies better be ready soon, Andes people. Or I’m gonna find you.

Love,
Sarah

Edited to Add: Five minutes after I posted this, I offered my husband an Andes mint.  What did he say?  ”No thanks; I don’t really like them very much.”  You think you know a person..