Hey.  I’m Sarah Lena.  I write here.  Some stuff about me that will kill at least two hours of your day, and many, many brain cells:

I am married to my best friend.  He makes me laugh.  A lot.

I had a baby.  I write him newsletters monthly, to track his progress. (And because I’m not as creative as Dooce and can’t come up with anything original on my own.  Sue me.)

I’m also a stepmother to an eight year old tornado of energy little boy.

Weird shit happens to me.  All the time.  Some of it’s funny; some of it not so much.

And to sum it all up, my most popular search terms that bring people here?  Two very distinct set of terms: “fat labias” and “flea bites on babies”.  No, you won’t find either of those things here.  Sorry to disappoint.