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Remember when I used to post organized thoughts?
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Alright.  Promised you a post.  Mmm.  Well..

First and foremost, I got a new toy.  DUDE, LEMME BE ALL POCKET-PROTECTORY FOR A MINUTE AND GUSH ABOUT HOW COOL THIS FRACKIN’ THING IS!  Seriously, it’s addicting.  It’s made the long and torturous tech week go by so much faster, to sit and play with this gadget.  Yes, I got the white one.  Yes, Bryan did too.  No, we have not yet coordinated our phone to read eachother’s GPS location at any given time.  Yes, that FREAKS ME OUT.

That same day of the fateful purchase (cue: angel choir), we got the dreaded day care phone call.  Our child was projectile vomiting.  With green gunk coming out of his eyes.  And, oh, yes, he might be channeling Satan. (”Well, is his head spinning around?  Cause that’s my threshold of things that will make me leave the Apple store willingly.”) Bryan toted him to the doctor the next day, where I met and did the appointment.  Pink eye?  Not likely, but we got some topical ointment anyway.  The next day, the truth revealed itself (although Bryan and I both knew it earlier and were afeard to mention it): EAR INFECTION.  So we hastily got an antibiotic and the child is now happy and bouncy again.

Guess who is sick now?  Oh, that would be EVERYONE ELSE IN THE HOUSE.

It’s like the plague around here.  If the “Bring Out Yer Dead” guy came around, we’d probably contribute.  And, of course, we open a show tomorrow night.

(Odd story: I was chatting with one of my friends who now resides in NYC last night [on my flippin' cool iPhone!] and I was venting about how much I hate Rent.  I said, “The music is fine, but the plot is too whiny.  Just pay the damn rent.  This whole ‘fighting the establishment’ crap pisses my work ass off.”

His response: “Well, enjoy your house and your marriage and your child, but the rest of us are going to keep fighting.”

My response: “Oops, needed onstage.  Walking in the wings now.  Talk to you later.”

Because THAT’S why I hate Rent.  Do theatre.  Love it.  Live it.  But pay the damn rent!)

That was entirely too long for parantheicals, and for that, I apologize.

I have demanded that Bryan and I take a vacation over Labor Day.  We have not decided where, but we are definitely open to suggestion.  All I know is that I need to breathe new air for at least two days, and possibly inhale some good food while I’m at it.  So, let’s say that we’re wanting to stay within the three hour drive window.. where would you suggest we go?

1:52 pm
Light Reading
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I know, I know.  I owe you, like, a whopper-bazillion posts.  Remember those good ole days, when I could write two or three times a day?  Remember?  Let’s all take a moment and sigh collectively, shall we?

::SIGH::

That was nice.  Thanks for doing that.

Anyway, post forthcoming.  Promise.  I am sick as a dog and am heading in to work anyway.  Because life sucks.  Well, hell.  Now I’ve spoiled my post fodder!

In the meantime, I thought I would incense all of you the way I was incensed.  I’m linking to a well-written response to the original article, because I WILL NOT LINK to the original.  “Lactating cow,” my ass.

Till then, my lovelies.

10:51 am
SYTYCD: Dance of the Week
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Last night, Zoot asked me who went home this week on SYTYCD. I had to shamefully admit that I had not seen this week’s show or results. Because I haven’t had time. BECAUSE MY PRIORITIES ARE NOT RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.

So, of course, this morning, I plopped Binja down where he could dance, and I had to share this with you. Mia Michaels, whom I think had truly blossomed over the four seasons of this show, choreographed the official dance that I like to call, “Crazy Brunette Mating Call”.

Enjoy.

8:33 am
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