I have been having crazy detailed dreams lately.  And I feel exhausted when I wake up.

The other night, I dreamed that this girl whom I abhored showed up somewhere I was and threw some panties at me.  And while I was all WTF?, she was all, “Those are the panties I was wearing when I slept with that guy,”, that guy being an old friend of mine.  I know, right?  So of course, Sarah Brown chokedabitch.  BUT SHE KEPT COMING BACK.  Ever see that Kids in the Hall sketch where the little guy (Bruce something or other?) kept getting beat up, and the entire bar was telling him to JUST STAY DOWN, but he kept coming back for more?  Yeah, was there.  And I woke up EXHAUSTED from jackin’ a bitch up all night.

Last night, I dreamed we were living in a dorm.  With, like, every exboyfriend of mine ever.  And I was wearing my senior year Trouveres dress. (Which, YES, JENNI, I STILL OWN.) And a cow was in our living room, but no, it was not a cow, it was a bull.  And my toothbrush had been used by someone else and one of Bryan’s students was a child with red curly hair like that guy in Fame who may or may not have been gay and he would NOT EVER GO AWAY.  We spent a lot of time flipping mattresses over looking for lost socks, and I woke up EXHAUSTED.

On to another (and final) topic: last night was the MTV premier of “Legally Blonde: the Search for Elle Woods” or some long-ass title similar to that.  And while Bryan and I were all like, “God, those songs are so horribly lame”, we sang them ALL NIGHT.  It was a fun time, and cool to see some new talent come through.  Also cool to see them let through, like, two really awful people just to keep the series interesting.  Because, let’s face it: I totally tuned in to watch someone botch up their audition.  So let’s keep one or two of those bozos around.