I love being busy, but today’s random, scattered busy has me slightly frazzled.

I understand the unfortunate timing of my forced silence, but que c’era.

So I leave the discussion open to you, my gentle readers:

When trying to describe the sucktasticness of something, which adjective do you find more fitting: dry hairy donkey balls or clammy hairy donkey balls?

Discuss amongst yourselves.  I also welcome new adjectives.