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Open Letter
Category: The Mommy | 10 Comments »

Dear any and all pediatricians:

Hi.  My name is Sarah, and I’m a newly made, first-time Mom.

Now, I’m not naive.  I’m aware of the stigma attached to the “first-time mom”.  I know that, as a stereotype, we overreact to each sniffle and cough and rash our child exhibits.  I know that we tend to act as if a plague of locusts will soon follow this horrid ailment that has befallen our child, who would otherwise be perfect.  I know this.  I’m aware of the stigma.

And don’t misunderstand: I respect your diploma.  I respect, and yes, admire your perserverence in your field.  I acknowledge and applaud the blood, sweat, and tears you’ve put into studying, practicing, and educating yourself.  I celebrate your worthiness as a doctor.  And I’ll admit that I, myself, am not one.

But while I may not have a certificate to prove it, I have done some studying myself.  It may not have been four years of medical school, but it was 10 months of studying a subject, 24 hours a day.  I felt every kick, noticed every hiccup, and lived through every somersault.  And I need you to trust that I may know my child just slightly better than you do. (more…)

1:42 pm
A Little Laugh
Category: The Unexplainable | 1 Comment »

Guys, I wish I could say I was having a better day today.  But in life, sometimes things have to get worse before they can get better.  Such is today.

I don’t have time to write much now, but a bigger, more angry piss-and-vineagar post is forthcoming.  For now, I wanted to post this conversation that happened in our weekly staff meeting.  It’s probably the first full-on laugh I’ve had in a few days.

Coworker #1: So how did “the Monologues” go?

Me: Great!  We had a fabulous turn-out!

#1: And you were.. the Angry Vagina, right?

Me: Yep.  Yes, I was.

Boss Lady: Who was the Happy Vagina?

Me: Well, there’s not really a Happy Vagina piece..

Boss Lady: Okaaaay.. so who are the other vaginas?

Coworker #2: Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey, Sneezy..

10:54 am