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As if you needed it, more evidence to show that the WalMarts is owned by Satan himself.

I’m feeling severely under the weather today, and avoiding doing actual work by writing here.  And I had something to talk about anyway, so I thought, why not, right?

I was talking to one of the Coven recently and I asked, “Why does (name withheld for obvious reasons) hate me?  I don’t get why she’s so ugly to me all the time.”

She took a moment, took a breath, and said, “Well, Sarah.. I would never tell you this if I didn’t love you, and I DO love you.. but you’re kinda not very likeable at first.”

WHA?!, I thought.  But I said, “Whatever do you mean, dear friend?”

She continued.  “Well, AGAIN, I absolutely adore you and you’re one of the nicest people I know, but you have a very holier than thou attitude when people first meet you.”

I thought about this as I was driving later and asked Bryan.  He’s married to me and his second obligation in our marriage (beyond fidelity and all that crap) is to immediately refute all of that by saying, “No, Sarah, that’s very wrong.”

Instead, he said, “Well, Sarah.. you DO give off that vibe.”

WHA?!, I thought.  But I said, “WHA?!” (more…)