I didn’t see Juno.  Because, much like the title character, I don’t get out much since I gots all knocked up.  But knowing this phone was in there?  May have to rent it.

In a VERY awkward moment yesterday, I saw someone I went to high school with.  More succinctly, I saw her because she was picking up the trash in my building. (Apparently, she was hired to fill the slot left by Lenny the Creep.) Honestly, I couldn’t place her face (DON’T SMOKE POT, CHILDREN. EVER.), but she remembered me right away.  And after I heard her name, I vaguely remembered her from some class a million years ago. 

I was buried in tons of papers when she approached me, and after chatting a bit to fill eachother in on our lives, she said, “Well, you’re doin’ pretty well here.  Guess you got all educated, huh?  What fancy college d’you go to?”

I smiled.  This is my LEAST favorite question in all of the world.  Yes, it even surpasses “What’s that smell?” and “How’s that diet going?”, neither of which have even potentiallly good answers.  Because the answer is ugly and makes me feel like a lie. (more…)