Why I love my Book Club?  From our Monthly Reminder: “The book is LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA. Someone needs to read it.”

Has this ever happened to you before?

I am wearing a new shirt today with a military jacket over it.  This new shirt is high necked with a keyhole in the clavicle area.  Or, okay, just a little south of the clavicle area.  BUT NOT SLUTTY.

Here, this is my top.  It’s in the red/blue combo.  I like it.  And like I said, I’m wearing a full-coverage cropped military jacket over it.

PEOPLE WILL NOT STOP STARING AT THE KEYHOLE.  I mean, seriously!  I may as well be wearing just a bra!  People will talk to me and their eyes will be inexplicably lower than my gaze.  WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?  And it’s only at work!

I don’t think my top is inappropriate.  In fact, I’m wearing more coverage today than I would with most of my Ann Taylor tops.  So why do they need to crane their necks to see in this one little keyhole?

Know what’s even more fun than having a child wake up (five minutes before you were going to lay his sleeping body in his car seat) with an incredibly poopy diaper that you know you have to change before he sits in a car seat for half an hour?

Having him decide, mid-diaper-change, that he was not entirely finished producing said poopy diaper.

Ah, Mondays.  How you delight to torture me.

Last night, we completed our entirely lazy weekend with a pizza from Bellacino’s and Evan Almighty. (more…)