Before pregnancy: “Damn, Bryan, could you not? It’s so disgusting when you burp like that.”
After pregnancy: “Aww, good burp, Tony!! Do you have another one for me?”
Before pregnancy: “I hate people who babytalk their babies.”
After pregnancy: “What cute tootsies you have there! I’m gonna nibble on those toesiesNOMNOMNOM..”
Before pregnancy: “I am completely useless to the world if I have less than eight hours of sleep.”
After pregnancy: “OHMYGOD, I feel like I just had a vacation.. I got five hours of sleep last night! IN A ROW!”
Before pregnancy: “I can’t wait to start exercising again.”
After pregnancy: “HAHAHAHAHA.”
Before pregnancy: (coming in the door) “You would not BELIEVE what happened where I was tonight.”
After pregnancy: (coming in the door) “What happened here while I was gone? Gimme that baby.”
Any I’ve forgotten?

