It’s my favorite time of year: the time of year when I sit at home by myself and watch Bravo’s Scariest Movie Moments. I will freak my shit out watching this.. and I’ve seen this special (probably) three times. From beginning to end.

It’s introduced me to a whole new genre of scary, horror flicks (hello, Cronenberg!), and it also reminds me of movies that I loved and haven’t seen in a long time (who didn’t have nightmares from The Hand That Rocks the Cradle?). It’s also brought to light a few movies that honestly seem far too scary for me to watch. (Look up Oldboy. Jesus.)

This weekend, we have 1408 at the house, and we may even venture out to see Saw IV (although, admittedly, the last one was a bit silly for me). I worry if this is warping my unborn child. But only a little worry.

I guess if I have to have my feet up when I’m not at work, I might as well be ingesting some absolutely gory and horrific nonsense.

What’s your favorite horror movie?

Who wants to make these for me? I don’t have any of these spices, or I’d totally do it myself. Oh, and I’m lazy.

Does everyone have that ten minutes of fear when they first turn their heater on every year?  Because you get that smell that makes you wonder if your house will burn down?

And if you do the same thing I do, what do you plan to grab on your way out of the flaming inferno that was your home?