11:00 p.m.

Go to bed. Fall asleep quickly, thanks to Bryan’s rubbing and conversation.

12:30 a.m.

Why am I awake? Am I uncomfortable? Dur. Try and roll over as quietly as possible, using pillow to stifle grunts as I heave my massive belly to the other side of my spine.

1:15 a.m.

Why am I awake AGAIN? Oh, that crazy kicking in my liver. Good reason. POKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKE. GO TO SLEEP TONY.

1:45 a.m.

OHMYGOD, my leg! Oooooh, that cramp is killer. Maybe if I get up.. NOOO, okay, laying back down. Oh my Jesus God, it is stretching from my toes to my thigh. OwOwOwOw… wow, it’s a good things this isn’t labor, cause Bryan is sure sleeping through my breathing here..

And you see how well you sleep at 33 weeks of pregnancy.