So my Daddy is turning 60 in a few days. This is a big birthday for him, mainly because it brings him closer to retirement. I had planned to do one of those outrageously tacky and embarrassing yard displays (we would set it up outside of work, though) that announced his big milestone.
We have two or three companies that do it around town, and admittedly, I’ve never priced them.
Do you realize that it costs $90 for them to set up fifteen plastic animals and a sign? Almost a hundred dollars!! I could buy several really nice presents for the cost of that!!
On the upshot, I have totally found a new career.
(If you have ideas on CHEAPER ways to embarrass my father at work .. sadly, I can’t have singing telegrams delivered because we work in a secure facility .. PUHLEEZE let me know!)