Me: OHMYGOD, Bryan, I’ve had a tragedy in my life.  Home Shopping Network is no longer carrying my fake hair.

Bryan: Oh.

Me: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

Bryan: Try growing it out.  One of us can do that, so quit your bitching.

It’s just been one of those days where you knew you should’ve stayed in bed.  One of those days where you woke up, thought, “Can I stay home today?  I probably should stay home today.”, and you got up anyway, because you’re a moron.

Aside from dealing with an overactive fetus cartwheeling all morning, as well as other personal issues, one of my managers was having Blackberry issues. 

I will admit now, as I did when he brought these to my attention, that I don’t know ANYTHING about Blackberries.  I have never, ever used one.  I don’t even like them.

But, because he was frantic and I was here, I said, “Well, let’s try.”  Usually, that attitude at least wins me points.

I pretty much lost all of his Contacts.  Which, as you know, sucks ass.  I don’t know anything about the tools or how the handheld syncs up with the computer, so it looked like all was lost. 

Which.. obviously.. would not make someone very happy.

Today is the day that, were it six months earlier, I would go home and have two glasses of wine.

I have NO idea why childhood obesity is an epidemic in the United States.