INSANITY. (That’s been my day today.)

I was going to come on this morning (when I got here at 7 a.m.) and tell you about this monstrous baby shower I’m throwing today.  I made THE CUTEST things for this shower.  I went WAY above and beyond, and it’s pretty much taken over my life for the past four days.  I am so excited that it will all be over tonight.

But, getting in the way of my telling you all about this .. was WORK.  I know, right?  How damn intrusive can you be?  It’s not like I come here to work.. I come here to throw parties and to blog.  And I’ve been able to do neither for four hours because I’ve been in a software meeting.  That’s adding insult to injury, people.

Who caught Shaq’s new tv show last night on ABC?  The one with the fat kids?  I want to know that I am not the only one who 1) is now in love with Shaq and 2) wants to adopt Walter to fix his life.  I have never had a kid hurt me so deeply as watching that poor boy.  Namely because I was always friends with that kid in high school, cause no one else would.  And they always stalked me later.

I think we have the girls names narrowed down to two or three.  We still have no boy’s names. (Okay, I have ONE, but I doubt Bryan is going to go for Jonathan Andrew.)

Although I missed Hell’s Kitchen this Monday night, I totally lived it by splitting a heavenly risotto with Ra.  I’m still lusting over it.  We ordered it because every meal has a risotto in it on HK.  We couldn’t wait to send it back because it sucked, just like they do on the show, but we inhaled it.  Plus side to risotto: no chewing necessary.

And that’s my five minutes between working today.