If you saw two people doubled-over in Five Points (at the Tenders Point of Five Points, to be exact) last night, it’s because this was the conversation.

Me: And I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but my mother is somewhat of a recluse.

Bryan: Yep.  She’s a BROWN RECLUSE.

(It was really very funny.)

I’m absolutely slammed (and in a shitty mood on top of that), so instead I’ll give you stuff to read in my absence.

This was MADE for me!

I noticed this, too.. because I thought the iPhone was large as it was.

And this is why I watch it, too. 

I SOOOO want to have this story to tell three months after the baby is born.  Or hell, three months from now.

If only I could be sure that those four-letter words would not find their way there.. this is a cool idea.

I love that she does these.  This one, in particular, made me laugh out loud.

And, finally, from Sudie, one more reason that you will never EVER find my ass on a rollercoaster.  EVER.