Ra: So, how’re you feeling?

Me: I hate this.  HATE IT.

Ra: Have you had the ass-sweats yet?

Me: OHMYGOD, yes!  It’s horrible!

Ra: Just wait.  Soon, you’ll just want to carry a towel tucked up underneath your breasts to sop it up.

Seriously.. there isn’t a punishment fit for this crime.

For the last two weeks, Bryan has been having an affair. With a Ninja. Admittedly, this episode made me laugh pretty hard.