Me: Have those potato chips bothered your tummy at all?
Bryan: No, I don’t think so.. of course, I totally took a long poop after I had lunch.Â Why?
Me: Cause my tummy is all out of sorts.Â And I pooped, too.
Bryan: Mine was pretty bad.. it was a three-flusher.
Me: Mine was two.
Bryan: Next time, we should take the camera in there and snap shots to compare.
Bryan: Is this what true love is?