I know it sounds silly, but here is a dream of mine to accomplish before I die:

Because of the EPA’s regulations of cubic-water-per-foot in the 90s, most toilets don’t adequately flush. (And, admittedly, I speak only from the perspective of my own house.  But we have discussed this and agreed.) Every time that a “big-boy sit-down” is called for, it is followed by a mercy flush.  A mercy flush is a flush simply to clean out the bowl and rid it of all of the .. stuff.. that wasn’t gotten in the first flush.

I’ve shared that with you to tell you this: there is a new toilet that I saw in Home Depot that I want before I die.

There is a toilet out there that has a “half flush”.  Meaning, you can do one major flush (the primary flush, if you will), and then you do a half flush (a finishing flush).  This has many environmental benefits (not filling up to tanks, for instance), but think of how much time daily I could save.

::sigh:: I have such champagne dreams.