So, as some of you know, my hands have an allergy to water.  Yes, it’s a real thing (guys always said it was my excuse to not do dishes, although my kitchen experience in various restaurants would not attest to that).  As a preventive measure, I don’t wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom; instead, I use Purell (which is almost water-free) back at my desk.  People always look at me in judgement when I walk out and don’t rinse, but today I just smiled and said, “Don’t worry.  I lick ‘em clean.”