I swear, if this man had not purchased (and intended to install) a doggie door yesterday, I might leave him.
Backstory: a coworker is leaving at his company. He swears they work really, REALLY hard over there. But then I see this..
And this:
(Yes, that’s Bryan.)
And last, but not least:
He SAYS they work hard. (Then again, it’s pretty damn funny.)
So, I’ll admit it. I’m an incredibly vain person combined with a slightly competive person. If you put that together, that means that anything directly reflective of “me” must be the best. MUST BE.
When I heard that you could have a “Page Rank” done to your website to see how “rankable” (?) your site is, I was excited. I’ve been delving into the world of professional blogging for a few months now, and my professional blog is doing well. You are scaled from 1 to 10, with 10 being THE BEST.
WHICH IS WHAT I MUST BE.
And yet, this site is a zero. Out of ten. Which is ten less than I want it.Â
Admittedly, I haven’t yet figured out how to adjust the numbers. My professional blog is scoring a 5, which is great. The Anvil Tree? Zero. And this blog is SOOOOO much more fun! (C’mon, people, I wrote a post below comparing Bradford Pears to semen! You know you love it!)
So here’s what I ask, in my shameless self-promotion. Link to me. If you’ve already linked to me, make sure your links are up-to-date (since I just moved here from the Blogspirit site). And if you use a feedburner (Bloglines, Google Reader, etc), subscribe to me!
What’s really pathetic? I get nothing from this. I receive no money, as this is an ad-free site.. I receive no world-wide ranking, as there is no listing of all ranked pages.. it’s really just for me. Me, me, me.
So do something already! Show me the love! 
