i have been praying for death since four-thirty this morning.

i should’ve known when i started craving mcdonald’s, because why would any healthy person DO that?!, that i was ill. as if we didn’t have enough going on at home last night, as if bryan has been the picture of health, as if i had time to be ill..

i probably have lost five pounds in the last 12 hours. and i imagine i will never, ever touch mcdonald’s again.

so this is a topic for discussion:

bryan admitted that, since he’s run out of of body wash, he’s been using mine. mine is a homemade blend of philosophy’s amazing grace and bath & body work’s jasmine vanilla. he said he likes it and people have been complimenting him on how he smells, but damn, that stuff sure is slippery. every time he washes the bottom of his feet..

.. does EVERYONE wash the bottom of their feet? i’ll admit: i do not. i don’t really wash my feet at all, much less the bottom. i didn’t know that makes me dirty.

who washes the bottom of their feet?