“Sink!
I need a sink!!
A nice, big sink!!”
 - Me, the other night, as Bryan was trying to have a conversation with me about baking cookies
and I was clearly falling asleep and shouting about bathing a cat in a sink.

“Could you please stop throwing bows at me?
It’s incredibly demeaning.”
- Jenni, while favor-making

“You marry the first time for love.
Every time after that,
you’re either bored or lonely.
So that’s good for you, right?”
- Catalina, my hairdresser, right after I told her it was my first marriage..
.. and right before I told her it was Bryan’s second

“You know, there was a crazy-lookin’ brunette
who got some really great publicity
about a year ago
for running away from the altar.
That could be your ticket.”
- one of my managers, this morning

“Hey girl..
LET’S GO EAT!”
- Kari