you know you’re sick and need to stop when:

– you try to blow dry your hair and pass out

– one of your best friends greets you with “you. look. like. hell.”

– you put the tv remote in the fridge (I DON’T KNOW WHY.)

– even cleaning is too much to do

– you can’t stay awake during the judge mathis hour

— when you answer the phone, the caller says, “hey, bryan.. is sarah home?”