Because you know you would just LOSE SLEEP if you did not know my every waking thought..

There is a man in a cube catty-corner from me who grunts (for whatever reason) like the Penguin in “Batman Returns” when he’s eating a raw fish.

I always thought that I had watched that movie a bazillion times because, naturally, I want to BE Catwoman, but now I realize that it is so I can audibly recognize Danny Devito-like noises from across the room.

::yawn::

Was a great lunch.  Fish tacos were superb.

And I sat there and looked around and remebered watching “Sex & The City” when I was younger and thinking, “There aren’t women like that out there.  There just AREN’T women who are smart, funny, sexy AND beautiful.  Just doesn’t happen.”

It does.  My friends are all gorgeous and smart.  And sexy.  And they’re fun.

And I’m happy to be a part of them.

Sex & The Valley.

Coming soon.

Because I am clearly not outgoing enough and people have a tough time gauging what’s going on in my life, I’ve decided to pen a short post that should alleviate the need for small talk.  Read on.

Q: You look fantastic!  Have you lost weight?
A: You’re a doll.  Your check is in the mail.

Q: So how are the wedding plans going?
A: I’m sure they’re wonderful.  Ask Debbie or my mother.

Q: Y’all are moving?  Where to and when?
A: We’ve decided to rent in 5 Pts.  We’ll be moving the last week of June. 

Q: I thought you were going to buy a home..?
A: We had more than just us to consider, and we didn’t want to purchase a home in an unsafe neighborhood.  The Boy is a heathen enough on his own; we need to contain him in upper-to-middle-class heathen territory.

Q: How’s the new car?  Are you loving it?
A: TOTALLY.  It is everything I dreamed it could be.

Q: I read you’ve started Pilates.  How are you liking it?
A: I love it.  It only takes 30 minutes, but it’s working nicely.

Q: I saw your sister’s head-shot up in Viv’s office.  She’s hott.
A: This is not a question, and stop looking at my sister in that tone of voice, young man.

Q: I loved your “Damn the Man Moment” post. 
A: Thanks.  Me too.

Q: How’s Seussical: the Musical! going?
A: Well, we’ve only had three rehearsals, but I’m frickin fabulous, thanks for asking.

Q: What’s your current pet-peeve?
A: Women who go bra-less.  If they can do it successfully, I hate them.  If they fail miserably, I hate looking at them.

Q: Are you nervous about marriage?
A: I actually had my first wedding-anxiety dream during my coma this weekend.  The event stresses me out; the idea of marriage.. not so much.

Q: What’s your average readership?
A: I typically get about 75-80 hits (or IP addresses) a day.  I’ve got dedicated readers from Californa, Texas, Ontario, and right here in Huntsville.

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
A: I dunno.. name the price.

Any more questions?  Feel free to email me.

Edit: I’m such a trendsetter.  Check out Steph’s site, and follow her lead!!