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A "Damn the Man" Moment
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So I rarely talk about stuff that happens at work.  That’s because, like most of Huntsville, I work in a secure environment, and “if I told you, I’d have to kill you” applies.  But this has SO very little to do with our work assignments here, and that’s probably why it got under my skin enough to share it with you.

First, there was this.  Which, in and of itself, bothers the hell out of me.  I don’t agree with half of the heterosexual unions I see on a daily basis, and yet it is their right to join in “holy” matrimony.  When they are injured (God forbid.. yes, YOUR God), they are allowed to determine who their emergency contact is.  All I can say on this, truly, is that it is a basic human right to be with whom you love.  God NEVER condemns love.  Ever.

Because it makes you queasy has NOTHING to do with it.

Which brings me to an earlier discussion had here at work.  I was asking a very religious co-worker how his extended vacation had gone.  He and his son had taken an “exploration” type escapade down in the keys, and he went on and on about the cool stuff they did.  I was eating it up until he threw out, “And thank goodness we got down there before the faggots got there.”

What amazed me, more than anything else, is that he said it as glibly as if he had said, “And thank goodness we got down there before the storm rolled in.”  As if there was no hatred associated with it whatsoever; it was just as factual as the weather report.

“Whoa,” I said, trying to tread carefully.  “Honey, around here, we can call them gay people.  It’s okay.”

“No,” he said, and started speaking slower, as if I was somehow beneath his intelligence because I was having difficulty stomaching this, “they are faggots.  They are unclean and ungodly.”

“I don’t use that word, and I don’t appreciate it being used,” I said, cautiously.  When I say cautiously, I don’t mean for MY sake.. I mean for HIS.

“I’m un-PC and proud of it,” he said.

“So I can call you a bad father?” I asked.  His spine stiffened.

“They are ungodly, Sarah.” he repeated.  Again, I MUST be slower for not picking up this NUGGET OF TRUTH earlier.

“Since we’re just passing judgement, I think you’re a bad father.” I retorted.  “But you’re proud of that, right?  How, by being ‘un-PC’, as you call it, you’re sketching out for you son how to hate others?”

“Aren’t you a Christian, Sarah?” he asked.

I nodded, perhaps more firm in my faith right that second than I had been in years.  “Yes.  And I think that any “Christian” energy you waste on hatred, intolerance, and passing it on to your son is just that.. a waste of good, Christian energy.”

He started to say something, but I guess we realized we would agree to disagree.  He turned on his heels and walked away.

“And everytime he says shit like that,” I whispered to my fellow liberal cubemate, “an angel gets set on fire.”

We laughed a demonic laugh.  Our souls are rotting, after all.

1:11 pm
Everyone Needs a Thneed
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“Seussical: the Musical!” began last night.  Woo.

We began with a sing-thru.  I understand, at IMP, why we do sing-thrus: most of the cast are killer musicians who sight-read.  Not .. so much.. with this cast. 

I make no bones about it: I CANNOT SIGHT-READ.  At all.  I figure out my part relative to other notes I hear.  And I can watch the piano part to figure out what’s going on.  But hand me a vocal libretto that contains only sticks with flags, and I’m pretty lost.  I mean, two or three times thru, and I can HEAR my part.. but don’t set it in front of me and expect magic.

Like I say, I don’t read music.. but I can read some lyrics with the best of them.

Needless to say, our 6-10 rehearsal was ROUGH.

But, ladies and gents, I have found a new protege.  I had heard tales of the exploits of this youngin, but I just didn’t know what I had to look forward to.  And I always figured that my next protege would be a woman, but fate didn’t agree.  He is a young man.

Who had me in stitches the entire rehearsal.

Let me just explain why I’m enamored.. the minute I sat next to him, he said, “Hey, do you want to join the Coalition?”

I looked at this kid and said, “Like, an Alliance?  Are we voting people off of an island?”

He said, “No, the Coalition of people old enough to drink.”

Hell yeah, I wanted in that Coalition.

He is playing our Cat in the Hat, and he’s already perfected the role.  I let him know, up front, that he is to not pull any punches in our scenes.  I’ll meet him, toe to toe, and let the director pull us back.  He is freakin awesome, that WFC.

Will-Freakin-Cooper.  Enough reason to come see this show.

That is all.

8:52 am