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360-some-odd-days-ago
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Things I remember from last Halloween, by Sarah Brown.

This will be a short post.

I remember Matthew and Courtney’s precious costumes.  Very cute.

I remember the Witches’ Brew.
I remember expecting Morgan to show up as Jason from the scary movies, because he said his name should give his costume away.

I remember being surprised that, instead, he was Capt. Morgan.

I remember never admitting to that. :)

I remember the Witches’ Brew.

I remember Keboobalah and David showing up as Britney Spears.

Yes, both of them.

I remember thinking that I wish I had as cool a costume as Captain Hap Hook had.

I remember a meaningful conversation that flipped a switch.

I remember a HUGE spread of food that all had a Halloween theme.

I remember making the Kitty Litter Cake.

I remember some hoodlum children COMING INTO OUR HOUSE when we did not answer the doorbell fast enough.

I remember the Witches’ Brew.

I remember Jessica looking SOOOO precious in her costume.  She was truly classic.
I remember never wanting to budge from the porch.

I remember Delle changing into pajamas.

I remember passing out in my costume.

I remember thinking, "I have never ever been this drunk before."  And being right.

I remember waking up the next day and marveling at the amount of food we had left.

And I remember decorating for Christmas.
3:21 pm
Random Lists
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Currently loving:

  • Flamin’ Hot Fries made by Cheetos.  Nothing gets too hot for me.  I love spicy.  And, man, those deliver.
  • An Almond Snickers Bar from the vending machine, where ALL of the caramel leaked to one of the bar, giving me a delicious surprise
  • This amazingly hysterical video stream (and you have to admit it’s funny)
  • Sweet little emails and texts during the day

Currently looking forward to:

  • An evening at home wit my man
  • A GETAWAY TO NASHVILLE WITH THE GIRLS
  • The read-thru for the Great B Western with Renaissance (happening shortly after ACL closes)
  • Possibly, an evening at the ice rink.. with some serious hockey

Currently laughing about:

  • "ahh.. a gorilla suit.. I get it!"
  • The Post-It Suicide Note
  • Dane Cook
  • NPD

Things I’m looking for in Nashville:

  • A new purse
  • Something sequined
  • A great blazer
  • A funny t-shirt
2:25 pm
From the Inner Walls
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Boss: Meirs withdrew her Supreme Court nomination today.

Me: Well, good for her.

Boss: I hope they find someone more conservative for her slot.

Me: MORE conservative?  Are you KIDDING me?

Boss: You know I’m a Republican, right?

Me: You know I’m a Liberal, right?

pause

Boss: I’ll pray for you.

AND IT WAS A JOKE.  It was FUNNY.  Because not everything, as it turns out, is black and white. 

"It doesn’t matter who you are underneath; it’s what you do that defines you." - Katie Holmes’ attempt at acting, "Batman Begins"
12:37 pm
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