October 26, 2005
Category: The Unexplainable |
"I can’t imagine having your relationship so publicly put on display. Sarah, I’m sure you can enlighten us on how that feels."
Well, actually, I can.
It comes with boundaries. And most of the time, you learn about those boundaries after the fact. You find where the other person does NOT want to have themselves exposed. For instance, Bryan hates reading our arguments the day after they occurr. So I try and wait TWO days.
(I’m kidding.)
And mostly, it forces you as a couple to find a very strong, solid core. You have to believe in eachother more than anything else, because people will inevitably try and wedge cracks in the molding. People will inevitably email different posts to you or send anonymous emails to you or do any number of things to make you doubt eachother. And if you’re strong, and if you truly believe in eachother, it’s only a source of amusement.
So I think Jessica and Nick can make it, if they want to. I don’t think the prying eye of the public will be what makes or breaks this relationship. They are both successful, they are both young, and they both believe in the other. I think they’ll be fine.
Happy Anniversary.
3:13 pm
October 26, 2005
Category: The Unexplainable |
So I had this fantastical dream last night that was really not as fantastical as it could have been, but it was worth noting:
Dane Cook was doing a campus tour and came around to Montevallo. Although I’ve been away from there for some six odd years and Bryan even longer, we both competed for this "Spend the Day with Dane" contest. I WON. So I used my amazing skills, and of course Dane took me back to his room where things progressed.. naturally..
My shirt was totally off and he was a MAH-VELOUS kisser and things were moving down the right path when these girls come in. Stupid groupie girls. (Cause I am not a groupie. I am a FAN.) They were all like, "Where’s Dane? We heard Dane is in here.."
AND DANE TURNS TO ME AND SAYS, "HARPER, PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON."
I just looked at him. Because, well.. you know.. Harper is NOT my name.
He says it again, as he gets up to greet these groupies.. "Harper, put your shirt back on."
And then I thought, "Hell, he can call me whomever he wants to. That’s Dane F*ckin Cook right there."
12:28 pm
October 26, 2005
Category: The Unexplainable |
Sarah needs to learn how laws are made. Because SchoolHouse rock only covered how bills were made.
Sarah needs to set up her experiment (this is my favorite). I’ve actually had an experiment going for close to a year now. I’ll let you know the results on December 7th. But so far, the results are very positive.
Sarah Needs A Cold Shower, Self-Esteem. I’m not sure the two are related. But yes, after the warm front this morning .. IN MY PANTS .. Sarah could use a cold shower. And who doesn’t need a good shot of self esteem?
Sarah needs someone who can escort her from port to port. Yes. Sarah also needs a yacht and a crew to actually sail from port to port. Unless we’re talking wine. Then I’m good on my own.
Sarah needs to get her life back and establish herself as the person in charge! Truer words was never spoke. Although this week is looking up on that front.
Sarah needs to be hooked up to a respirator. Nope. Because then I will never go see another show, because I have sworn that I will never be the cause of that god-forsaken noise of "UNNNNHHHHUUUUUH" that KILLS a good scene.
Sarah needs to play. Hence the getaway this weekend! (The getaway, might I mention, that Bryan seems to be mightily worried about.)
Sarah needs to keep her housing expenses to less than 33% of her take home pay. Where were YOU three months ago?!
This young man realizes Sarah needs more and while he is devastated to release her to rescue, he knows Sarah needs a family to cuddle with and make happy. How true. How very, very true. Will you take Sarah home today? She’s housebroken!
Sarah needs a team of committed people to pray for her and her ministry. See pic attached. This one’s already covered.
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