For the weekend, so everyone remembers that little bit of girlish glee..

From another post from another blog from another lifetime..

"I’ll admit that I erased a post late last night because I thought that it was less-than-classy, but I’ll have to expound on it a bit today. I was unable to sleep last night when I got home because I was so.. for lack of a better word.. restless. I was also really tired, though, so I thought if I just laid still long enough.. but eventually, I turned to The Rabbit. I attribute it to the fact that I was sitting in between two large, handsome men at dinner, and I could almost taste the testosterone between them.

I’m just saying.

On that same note, as I was walking to the interview today (it was just in another building on the campus), I passed a young engineer. He looked at me. And I’ll tell you, because I know you can’t see it, that when I typed that, I was grinning. I could SEE what he was thinking when he was looking at me. I had forgotten what that felt like, but I giggled like a little girl. He was devouring me.

Oh, to be devoured."

And to all of those auditioning tomorrow.. BREAK A LEG!!

Guy: How’s your day going?

Me: You wouldn’t believe the shit I’ve had to put up with today.  I had this HUGE ordeal just ordering pizzas.. do you know how silly that sounds?!  And then I’ve been pandering to stupid engineers all day, and I ordered all of these supplies that haven’t arrived yet and.. hey, what’s going on with your eye?

Guy: Oh, I’ve got this flesh-eating bacteria thing happening.  The pain is getting worse, but the doctor thinks it will go away.  If it hits an optical nerve, I have this emergency number I’m supposed to call.

Perspective.  It’s a bitch.

I didn’t realize I had a cult following until I heard that some boys that I already adored could recite one of my FAVORITEST pieces, word for word.  I wrote that piece to flex a literary muscle, but it also turned out to be highly therapeutic and, apparently, pretty amusing.  That really did my ego good.

I’m penning a second installment as we speak.
But just so you know, I can’t take all of the credit for my cleverness.  I spend all day (while working feverishly) emailing back and forth between some VERY funny women.  These are some of the greatest punchlines today, although they will remain unclaimed and out of context for obvious reasons.