September 27, 2005
Category: The Unexplainable |
I’m always interested to see what referrals or search engines bring people to my site. Some of today’s referrals were Google, Yahoo, and Netscape search engines. And some of today’s search words?
- nude + famke + jensen
- outdoorsy + slogans
- "flea bites"
- "maple hill" + huntsville
- and one probably very confused by not so spiritual search for "kabobalah"
12:46 pm
September 27, 2005
Category: The Unexplainable |
I made the mistake of going to the bathroom today, and I left my screen unlocked.
I came back to find the message below, in an unsent email, by Cute IT guy.
You should definitely start locking your screen.
I know that I asked you what you were looking for in a man, and you mentioned that he had to be taller than you. I’ve found MANY men taller than you around here. But you said that looks don’t matter to you, so I had to knock half of those guys out for being attactive. The good news is, I’ve got some tall, ugly guys in the lab, just DYING to meet you. Let me know when you have time.
Oh, and since you also said money doesn’t matter, they’re also poor.
You should definitely start locking your screen.
There are some reasons I don’t mind working here.
10:52 am
September 27, 2005
Category: The Unexplainable |
She: What’s this I hear about you wanting to elope?
Me: Yeah. Well..
She: YOU MAY NOT ELOPE. DEBBIE AND I HAVE BEEN PLANNING YOUR WEDDING SINCE YOU WERE 12, AND YOU MAY NOT ELOPE.
Me: We just can’t affod the wedding..
She: WE WILL AFFORD THE WEDDING. WE WILL DO IT IN OUR YARD AND WE WILL GUARD THE CEREMONY AND ONE OF US WILL GO ONLINE AND BECOME AN OFFICIAL WHO IS PERMITTED TO LEGALLY PERFORM THE CEREMONY AND WE WILL DECORATE AND IT WILL BE FABULOUS.
Me: Um, okay..
She: There will be no more discussion on this. Are we understanding eachother?
Me: Okay, I guess so.
10:20 am
