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Desperately Seeking Slogans
August 25, 2005
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So I was bored today.  Okay, not really bored as much as frustrated and hormonal and easily agitated.  So I started a Cafe Press store.

And really, more than anything, I wanted to make thought-provoking, deeply-moving merchandise.

Like, Jack Handy quotes and such on buttons and mousepads.

So I’m opening up the table.  Who has any good slogans?  They can be anything pertaining to:

  • the creation (and origin) of The Anvil Tree

  • me (and yes, insults are invited, but they must be witty)

  • WildeChicks online

  • anything involving Huntsville Theatre

  • and other random entries may be accepted

I could not think of any.  I thought of "Look for the whites of their eyes" or something like that, but it wasn’t really funny.  Again, I’m just not FUNNY when I’m sick.  But y’all are not sick.  Help me.

12:38 pm
Damn Anvil Tree
August 25, 2005
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I’m in a damning mood today.

So the kind, wonderful, and ultimately talented Jess made me a banner graphic for my site.  It is loverly.  Perfect.  And I’m having a pretty shitty day (thanks to banking issues), so I thought this would be a lovely pick-me-up.

I CAN’T GET IT TO SHOW UP.

I’ve done the CSS just like I was told to.  You can see THE TOP of it right now.  Think of it as a preview of things yet to come.

I think of it as SOMETHING THAT’S PISSING ME OFF.

I typically do well with HTML.  CSS, however, I’m not skilled at.  So this is seriously bothering me.

E, I’ve emailed your husband.  He is my only hope.

Thanks.
10:55 am
Damn ethics
August 25, 2005
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Remember the good ole days?  When you could receive the first part of the comment below, without the second (and conscience-clearing) part?


“I appreciate the excellent support you have given me in my first week onboard. You are as technically proficient as you are attractive (and I mean this purely in a platonic, non-personal vein since I have a daughter who is probably only a few years younger than you and my only interest is in working with you as a colleague).”
Damn ethics.
 
9:50 am
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