I know I often get up on my high and mighty here when it comes to food. I’m not going to do this today.
BUT, we were watching Dual Survival on .. whatever channel it comes on.. and it’s basically Man vs. Wild except there’s TWO men. One is a hippie and the other is an ex-sniper, military trained kind of dude. So their wealth of knowledge is polar opposite of each other, as is their survival morals.. if there is such a thing.
So last night, we were watching this show and they were dropped in the Peruvian desert, which was formed by a volcano a LONG time ago and it’s where the Incans lived. Or something.
(It should be noted here that I’m the genius who proclaims at 8:45 that IT’S ONLY FIFTEEN MINUTES UNTIL NEW JERSEY EMBARRASSES ITSELF AS A CITY!)(Yes, quite a few people pointed out my mistake.)(I’m just saying: geology ain’t my strong suit.)
So after two days of no protein (and the hippie having a stomach virus), they finally catch sight of these jackalope looking animals. The hippie doesn’t believe in taking lives if it can be helped, but the sniper is tired of eating fruit that the locals refer to as “devil’s cock”, and he sets out to catch him a varmint. They manage to smoke the thing out of a cave, and the sniper .. I shit you not .. KARATE CHOPS the animal’s neck. One GI JOE action swipe, and the animal’s neck is severed.
.. typically, I cannot stand to watch things like that. I am a weak stomach and a sensitive soul.
But .. the sniper went out to skin/gut/etc that animal so cleanly, and with so little remorse or emotion that I was mesmerized. I even rewound it (rewound? TiVo backed upped?) to watch it again. The hippie sat there in awe too, noting, “More people would be vegetarians if they had to butcher their own meat.” (The sniper was not fazed.)
In light of the major recalls of eggs (and this morning of deli meats), it does go to show that knowing where your food comes from may pay off in the long run.
Our city doesn’t do farmers’ markets, per se, but we have some shops that stock local goods. We also have an EarthFare which is good to stock (and mark!) local products. (The prices at EarthFare, though, are INCREDIBLY off-putting.) Part of what I’m pushing for in our local Downtown Development Initiative is a weekly farmers market; until then, what can an average citizen do?
PickYourOwn.org has local listings of farmers that invite you to come and pick your own produce. I love these as family outtings; don’t EVEN get me started on the education process of teaching our children about good food.
LocallyGrown.net provides you with local CSAs (Community Supported Agriculture). We’ve never done a CSA because we couldn’t find one that was cost-effective for our family. (Remember, I’m the only veggie eater in the house.) BUT I’ve always been super envious of those who have, and this search engine actually took me to one local to us that might make sense to take part in. Hooray!
Although our local division of LocallyGrown.net provides meats/eggs/etc, if yours doesn’t, you can always check the Eat Well Guide. Featuring local, organic, and sustainable farmers, this should get you a taste of what your neighborhood food produces.
And even though it’s not QUITE the same, I have a thing about eating at local restaurants when we eat out. I’ll pick a local diner or restaurant over a chain ANY day of the week. While you’re probably not eating local or organic produce when you eat there, you’re helping your local area with cash flow. And if you eat there often enough, you get to know the staff and the owners.. and you can always ask where their food comes from!
When we pledged in January to stop feeding the diet machine, I never realized what an education was going to take place regarding food. And I have to tell you .. eating REAL, WHOLE-FAT food has been an amazing journey. Neither one of us have gained weight (in fact, the only time we’ve gained weight is when we go off of the rails), and we’ve been FAR less sick this year than in years past.
Also, for anyone who cares, if Bryan and I were dropped in the Peruvian desert, I would be the hippie and he’d have to do all of the karate chopping of jackalopes.









