Bryan walks in from the shower, and I stand there in my Ann Taylor pants, jewelry, heels, and no shirt.

Bryan: I like that ensemble. (Cause we’re sophisticated and speak french.  Like “brie”.)

Me: Yeah?  You like?

Bryan:  Mm-hm.  Doesn’t exactly say “corporate”, but..

Me: What DOES it say exactly?

Bryan: Says “My boss is not in today, so just be thankful I put on a bra.”