“I want a girl who looks good when she wakes up in the morning.
We could take her face and dip it in dough and she’ll make some nice face cookies.
Some girls wake up, man, you could put their face in dough and you’ll get a gorilla cookie, for real!”
- Flavor Flav, on his ideal woman

Thanks to Ra for submitting this fantastic quote.

Gorilla cookies.  Ha!