So, I’ll admit it.  I’m an incredibly vain person combined with a slightly competive person.  If you put that together, that means that anything directly reflective of “me” must be the best.  MUST BE.

When I heard that you could have a “Page Rank” done to your website to see how “rankable” (?) your site is, I was excited.  I’ve been delving into the world of professional blogging for a few months now, and my professional blog is doing well.  You are scaled from 1 to 10, with 10 being THE BEST.

WHICH IS WHAT I MUST BE.

And yet, this site is a zero.  Out of ten.  Which is ten less than I want it. 

Admittedly, I haven’t yet figured out how to adjust the numbers.  My professional blog is scoring a 5, which is great.  The Anvil Tree?  Zero.  And this blog is SOOOOO much more fun! (C’mon, people, I wrote a post below comparing Bradford Pears to semen!  You know you love it!)

So here’s what I ask, in my shameless self-promotion.  Link to me.  If you’ve already linked to me, make sure your links are up-to-date (since I just moved here from the Blogspirit site).  And if you use a feedburner (Bloglines, Google Reader, etc), subscribe to me!

What’s really pathetic?  I get nothing from this.  I receive no money, as this is an ad-free site.. I receive no world-wide ranking, as there is no listing of all ranked pages.. it’s really just for me.  Me, me, me.

So do something already!  Show me the love!