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So weird.
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So I flushed the toilet and unlocked the door.  A woman was standing there; like, RIGHT there.  I said, “Can I help you?” and just looked at her.  She said “YOU’RE IN MY STALL.”  Um.. okay.  I thought about asking her to show me where her name was written on it, but then I thought, This is obviously one crazy bitch.

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