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I’ll Also Hand Over My Procreation Skills.
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I’ve thought long and hard on it for two days now, and I’ve got NUTHIN’. 

We are a mere 48 hours away from the start of Lent, and I have NO idea what to give up.  Lent is something I really take very seriously, and have only broken twice:

  • Delle and I gave up carbs one year, but then were tempted with Miss Jo’s poundcake.  We shoveled it in WITH OUR HANDS.  Needless to say, we had to serve penance that year.
  • I had an Oreo two days into Lent last year, when I had given up chocolate.  Why?  Because it never occurred to me that Oreos are INDEED made of chocolate.

So this year, I’ve decided that I am going to open up to my readers.  That’s right: this year, YOU get to choose what I’m giving up for Lent.  You’ve got it, folks; I’m handing over my relationship to God for your benefit! (I kid.  Sort of.)

Here’s the rules:

  1. It must begin with the letter “c”.  I don’t know why, but it just DOES.
  2. I’ve already given up: carbs, caffeine, chocolate, and crabbiness.  So it can’t be any of those.
  3. Steph suggests I consider the Presbyterian approach to Lent, and take on something instead of giving something up, ex. Charity - I could give 5% of my montly earnings to charity.

And that’s it!  Lemme know!

2:53 pm

6 Responses to “I’ll Also Hand Over My Procreation Skills.”

  1. Jeanette Says:

    Cheese? :-)

  2. Sarah Says:

    You know, I thought about cheese. It’s definitely an option.. that would be harder than chocolate. Especially goat cheese.

  3. livingwilde Says:

    I’m taking something on. I’m going to live by the sparkpeople diet (eating exactly what they tell me to) for 40 days.

  4. The J-BO Says:

    I think you should commit to volunteering somewhere.

  5. Sarah Says:

    I can’t do SparkPeople’s diet plans only because they require too much grocery shopping. I don’t have time to grocery shop because..

    .. I’m committed to volunteering at Fantasy Playhouse through May.

    Bryan had a great idea, though.. I could give up CHARGING. Live only on cash. It might be a sobering experience.

  6. Sarah Says:

    I would say “computer” but then I wouldn’t have anything interesting to read in lieu of textbooks at school. Maybe cable?

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