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They Tried to Switch to Boston.
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Okay, I SWORE I would not bitch about my skin again today cause damn that’s getting old, but I had to say: I didn’t hesitate to come to work today, because my skin has now calmed down to resembling a second-degree sunburn versus a glycolic skin-peel, but it still flares up from time to time.  And I got caught doing something that only sunburn (or chemical burn) victims would sympathize with: holding my metal stapler up to my cheeks, cause it was oh-so-cold.  I’m sure I looked like a freak who loves her Swingline a bit too much.

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