Q:Know why Sarah doesn’t DO children’s theatre?
A:Because there’s fucking children in it.
All in all, it was a fine run this weekend. Our show is a hit with the kiddies, which is nice. Adults, I imagine, get bored pretty quickly by it. Really, it was a test in patience for Steph and I. Â
Steph: I’m exhausted. I’m just done.
Me: Yep, this show is exhausting.
Steph: It’s THEM, you know.
Me: The self-restraint we’re exhibiting by not maiming small children really does take it out of us.
But again, the kids really enjoy the show. We’ve decided to torment the children of Huntsville by sitting together for autographs; kids are TERRIFIED of Steph as the Cruel Stepmother, and they have to brave getting past her to get to the Fairy Godmother. That’s right; you have to WORK for our attention.
I was so excited that I was going to be able to eat dinner with my fabulous husband tonight.. and then he reminded me that he starts HIS tech week tonight. Suck.
Six down, five more to go.

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