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2nd verse, same as the first..
Category: The Unexplainable |

I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking, Oh God, please, not another post about her menstrual cycle.  Please, God, please spare us.

He heard your prayers, dear readers.  No more sore nu-nu posts for you.

Instead, I plan to regale you with musings about my hair.

Don’t even THINK about complaining.  Do you want stories about Aunt Flow? Huh?  DO YOU?  Then be grateful it’s just hair.

I am debating what to do with my head.  My hair is not curly anymore; it’s wavy, at best.  And there are some mornings where it’s not even that.  Could be the cheap Pantene shampoo and conditioner I’ve been using, I’d admit to that.  But my hair hasn’t been the same since I cut it off.

So I’m going to grow it out.  We’re not going Crystal Gayle or anything, but I’d like it to be long enough to pull it back on mornings when I have a big meeting that day.  And I’d like it to stay out of my eyes when I’m working out.  And, admittedly, I would like to swish my hair like Jan Brady.

More than anything, I would like my head to look nice.  The rest I will leave up to the stylist.

One of these days, I’m gonna be happy with my head.  I just know it.

1:09 pm

2 Responses to “2nd verse, same as the first..”

  1. livingwilde Says:

    Where does the term “nu-nu” come from???

  2. Sarah Says:

    Yeah, pantene is the worst stuff on the market for hair, except for maybe the $.90 vo5 or suave scented stuff. I think the best (affordable) shampoo on the marked is the fructis brand-I think it’s about $2.50 at wally world. Yeah, but anyways, look on the ingredient list…for the foaming agent you was sodium laurel sulfate-not-ammonium laurel sulfate-which is basically windex. Gotta love the organic chemistry, huh? Okay, burts bees is the healthiest but it makes my blonde hair look scummy. Anyways, I’m so procastinating on a lab report. toodles.

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