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Tonight, I had a fantastic moment.

I had walked out to the garbage can to take an empty detergent out, and when I opened the door to come back in, a warm, friendly house greeted me.  There was laughter from the kitchen, where smells from a huge meal wafted out.  The dogs sat calmly in the hallway, tails wagging, and cats snoozed on blankets.  I walked in and was happy to be there.

I love my family.

In other news, the God Warrior returned.  Bryan taped it and we’re now enjoying her return to prime time.  She looks better.  Let’s see how her sanity has kept up.

A man got on the elliptical next to me tonight, and I pulled out one earbud and said, “Just so you know, I tried that one when I first got here, and it’s broken.”

“Yeah, okay,” he said, looking at me.  “You don’t wanna workout next to a black dude, huh?”

Oh, and I forgot to mention, because it’s unimportant to me as I was there to burn calories: this man was black.

All I could do was look at him.  Finally, I said, “You can use this machine on the OTHER side of me.  It’s NOT broken.”  And I put my earbud back in.

There are people in life who are constantly looking for a fight.  They always will find fault in everything you say, and they will always ALWAYS need to be hurt by your actions.  You have to laugh at these people.  Because, let’s face it, they’re hysterical.  Whether they know it or not.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

9:39 pm

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