January 19, 2007
Heard last night at rehearsal:
Some little child: Are you excited about this show?
Me: Yeah, sure. It’s gonna be a lot of fun.
SLC: I hope my costume is cool.
Me: Be nice to your costumer, okay? Always say “Thank you” when you leave.
SLC: I hear I may have to wear a cheerleader costume.
Me: Just be nice to the costumer. You get a lot more flies with honey than you do vinegar.
SLC: Huh?
Me: Low-tone. Just be nice to your costumer. They can make your life easy or hard.Â
SLC: Do you think your dress will be pretty?
Me: I just want some clothes. I don’t ever hope for more than that.
SLC: Your dress in Cinderella was pretty.
Me: Cause I was nice to my costumer.
Someone has to teach the children. 
11:29 am
Bless you. Can you offer a remedial class?
Unfortunately, I can’t. All I can do is prepare them.
However, when they walk into the sewing room, they’re all yours..
.. do with them as you’d like.