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Category: The Unexplainable |

“Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store
nor under a tree,
but in the hearts of true friends.”
- A complete loser

 

I know I said I wanted a puppy.  And I do, still.  But maybe this isn’t the time for a puppy.

Instead, things I DO want for Christmas:

  • a bathtub caddy that holds a wine glass
  • a dog leash that walks two dogs at the same time
  • a pair of New Balances
  • drawer pulls in the kitchen and bathroom
  • a dishwasher
  • new bedroom furniture
  • pearl earrings (these can TOTALLY be fake)
  • a massage
  • date to Surin
  • an iPod holder that doubles as an armband
  • a bathroom scale
  • a vacuum sealer for wine bottles

And, of course, a puppy.

1:40 pm

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