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Desperately Seeking Slogans
Category: The Unexplainable |
So I was bored today.  Okay, not really bored as much as frustrated and hormonal and easily agitated.  So I started a Cafe Press store.

And really, more than anything, I wanted to make thought-provoking, deeply-moving merchandise.

Like, Jack Handy quotes and such on buttons and mousepads.

So I’m opening up the table.  Who has any good slogans?  They can be anything pertaining to:

  • the creation (and origin) of The Anvil Tree
  • me (and yes, insults are invited, but they must be witty)
  • WildeChicks online
  • anything involving Huntsville Theatre
  • and other random entries may be accepted

I could not think of any.  I thought of "Look for the whites of their eyes" or something like that, but it wasn’t really funny.  Again, I’m just not FUNNY when I’m sick.  But y’all are not sick.  Help me.

12:38 pm

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